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Post by The March Hare on Mar 13, 2007 8:38:57 GMT 1
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 14, 2007 8:36:43 GMT 1
Love All trust a Few & Do Wrong To None.
If you Obey All the Rules You Miss All The Fun.
None are So Empty as Those Who are Full of Themselves.
Flattery is All right so Long as You Don’t Inhale.
Every Survival Kit Should Include a Sense of Humour.
People May Doubt What You Say But They Will Believe What You Do.
There are No Rules of Architecture For a Castle in The Clouds.
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 14, 2007 8:40:24 GMT 1
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 15, 2007 8:54:38 GMT 1
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 16, 2007 8:30:57 GMT 1
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 16, 2007 8:31:58 GMT 1
Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
Dandemis
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 20, 2007 8:54:42 GMT 1
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Dorothy Day
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 20, 2007 8:57:50 GMT 1
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
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Post by The March Hare on Mar 21, 2007 8:39:40 GMT 1
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
Charles Darwin
The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
Charles Darwin
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